Short but stupid stories
Splet29. okt. 2024 · 66. There’s one thing, at least, an elephant can never do. Don’t expect an elephant to skip rope with you any time soon – they are physically unable to jump! 67. The platypus digestive system is… strange. If you thought platypuses were weird enough, consider this – they don’t have stomachs! SpletThe Funniest Travel Stories You’ll Ever Read. Did you hear the one about the woman who boarded her plane and discovered she'd been assigned a seat in the bathroom? Or how …
Short but stupid stories
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SpletBBC News. Two men from Skegness, Lincolnshire, who took photographs of themselves stealing thousands of pounds from gambling machines, have been sentenced by a judge … SpletWeird News - Strange and Odd News Stories Sky News Offbeat 'Why have they locked up the Lurpak?' Shoppers in shock over extra security for butter Deadly snake found under seat on plane - and there's a twist in the tail Monopoly game 'ends in samurai swordfight' with man said to be fighting for his life
Splet1. Now that’s what I call stupid: In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. He rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the … Splet08. dec. 2024 · The Best Bad Food Puns. These corny (excuse the pun) food jokes are the best of the worst. Which is your favorite funny pun? We think they're all so terribly good that you'll struggle to pick just one. 61. A cheese sandwich walks into a bar. The waiter says, 'we don't serve food here'. 62.
SpletThe news and the people it covers needs to work on their not-being-a-dummy skills. A Florida town passed an anti-homeless law that prohibited lying in parks. A homeless man … Splet24. sep. 2024 · 1. Red lips and long fingers This is a classic story told by many storytellers all over the world. I’ve told versions of this story myself, both to 4-year-olds and 12-year-olds. It starts with a child meeting a lady with red lips and long fingers. She keeps asking him whether he knows what she can do with these red lips and these long fingers.
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Splet2. Underwater Bite, Story of O. I was visiting Cuba, Vinales and at the end of the tour we had time to swim at the local waterfall. It was a hot day and I thought it would be really nice to swim! Getting inside was easy, you just had to jump, but getting out was trickier, as you had to pull yourself up to the stony bank. bowlin\u0027s the thingSpletOne night during high school, my friend and I got invited to a party. I didn't drive back then so my friend picked me up. All went well on our way to the party. On the way back however, … bowlishes lohfeldenSpletThe Man With The Ostrich. A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The guy says, “A hamburger, fries, and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?”. “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. gumtree harvey areaSpletMore Funny Short Stories Lesson in Employee Relationship Fred Gibbs was in his early 60's, retired and had started a second career in catering. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was … gumtree harwich for saleSpletSome short stupid stories to make you say “Whaaaa?” These tepid tales of terrible terror are meant to be scary, but fail so miserably that they end up just being funny. California … gumtree hawkesbury areaSplet1. Summertime Rescue. This happened when I was a kid. I lived on a naval base, and the pool there was basically occupied by kids during the long, hot summer, with the adults hanging around at the pool’s edge. I was nuts about going underwater, so used to swim down at the bottom – something most people never did. gumtree hawick for saleSplet10. apr. 2024 · Read funny stories for kids, and laugh your socks off with our fantastic free funny books and kids poems! 5 Min Stories Age 0-3 Age 4-6 All Animals Early Readers Early Readers Funny Funny Stories Picture … bowlish grange